There goes my ULTRA CONSERVATIVE husband kaboshing yet another one of my exploratory ideas! As for our neighbor, the priest, well where do you think I came up with that idea in the first place?
I just don't think that your cousins farm will work for me. Although the neighing of the horses and mooing of the cows could be quite the aphrodisiac, I just draw the line at the grunting of the pigs!
OK Honey, how about you take the Harley out of the garage, put on that old leather jacket and let me feel the power of 1000 pounds of steal between my legs. At least this time, I will get mine!
