Dave is so conservative that he refers to The Adult Toy Shoppe as "that other one." Don't you love it? I wouldn't want him to be any other way. Who needs a V.S. charge card when I can hijack your cash whenever I want anyway? (that is a joke of course hehehe).
Why don't you open the account at The Red Door Store and pick out what you want to see me in Dave? You know how much I dislike wearing undies anyway so there's not much worry about removing babes. Maybe something like this that I could actually wear out:
Why don't you open the account at The Red Door Store and pick out what you want to see me in Dave? You know how much I dislike wearing undies anyway so there's not much worry about removing babes. Maybe something like this that I could actually wear out:

Or this for when we are at home:

Can I make a suggestion on your outfit Dave? Skip the Julius Ceasar and the Superman outfits and let's try something different, okay? Wear a cop uniform, and don't forget the cuffs… ;-)


