We Would Hope Not Dave

From a woman's perspective I hope that lingerie isn't necessary dear. When a woman emerges from the bathroom in a sexy negligee, she is at least thinking that it provokes excitement. Why bother to fumble with it? Did you ever consider ripping it off of me? If it's not your thing anyway, then we sure won't be making further use of it, now will we?

Maybe it's the Victoria's Secret stuff that is part of the issue too. Boring! How about if I show up in something erotic from The Red Door Store instead? Can I bring a bag with play toys from The Adult Toy Shoppe along for the ride? Would that stir your blood Dave? The anticipation of wondering what I'll do next should be an important part of our relationship also. I detest being predictable.

Communication is important here too love. I've never been a mind-reader, but now that you've brought it up, I admit that I'm over the mall lingerie as well. Maybe we are thinking the same thing and don't even realize it... (stated enticingly as I lean on the bathroom door-frame completely nude in an immodest postion playing with one of my new toys...)